Tom and Nicole call it quits. Is no hollywood couple safe? For shame...

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/hear.htm">Cruise and Kidman are caput...</a>

Tom and Nicole call it quits. Is no hollywood couple safe? For shame...</div>

[Little Washu]

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>(Tone of Ben Stein) Wow, how shocking. A "Hollywood" couple has once again broken up. When will it end? For shame. (end) Gimme a break, who cares. When I hear someone got married I always wonder "but for how long?" They all split. ALL!</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>That's the attitude I take too. I love the big deal people make about "magical Hollywood weddings". Whenever I hear about one, I just sorta keep make a self-bet about how long it'll last...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>She's leaving him for me.</div>

[Crono]

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Now Stuff like "Simpsons" (Alec and Kim) or "Eyes Wide Shut" (Tom and Nicole) will contain outdated couples, like with Michael Jackson's "You Are Not Alone" video (with Lisa Marie).</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>LOL! When they showed the Alec and Kim "Simpsons" ep a few weeks ago, that's exactly what i thought....</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>You've sitting in your garage with your Impreza turned on again, haven't you?</div>

[Crono]

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Yup, same here. They put them on the show cause they thought they'd be one of the last to even "consider" breaking up. Irony ;-)</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>She likes me for my car only. So we broke up last night.....after several sinful vigorous rounds of carnal pleasure.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>You wish. You have as much of a chance of banging Nicole as you have driving your car to Japan.</div>

[Insane Cultist Edge]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>I doubt she's even go near some stupid filthy redneck, ESPECIALLY when she's got more teeth than everyone in your family combined</div>

[§erin]

<div style='font: 9pt Modern; text-align: left; '>What are you talking about, he's not from Canada.</div>