bovine wrote:I also saw it and am a big Kevin Smith fan. I'm not sure if he's getting soft in his old age and I'm just getting more cynical, but I found the story to be super lame and typical of your average romantic comedy. If all he's going to do is change up the joke selection, but keep the crappy stereotypical romantic comedy story, then I want none of it!
That was kinda my impression of the premise from the previews. Two people make a porno. How is there any storyline to that?
Dogma. Two fallen angels find a loophole in the Catholic Dogma and threaten to unmake existance.
That's a movie that would be something I want to see. His new movie? Not so much.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.