Perhaps one of Jon's best skits ever.
"The Republicans are rich with over two dozen candidates. The Democrats have decided to skip the primaries together and go to a coronation-kind of thing." --Stewart
"[Bernie Sanders] has a consistent set of principles on which he has stood his entire life. [Therefore, Hillary] is going to crush him." --Stewart
"Apparently the Clintons misplaced tens of millions of dollars in foreign donations. You know, I can see how you could make a mistake there, just slip a digit...the "1" in ten million to zero." --Stewart
"Chelsea Clinton gets up to $75,000 dollars per event to speak on topics like diarrhea...which apparently, she has claimed she is passionate about." --random major cable news commentator "Is it your assertion that the general public is not INTERESTED in Chelsea Clinton's $75,000 speech about diarrhea, sir?" --Stewart (this skit goes on for almost a full minute after this, and is pure gold, I won't spoil it)
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/sx65z ... y-donating
"The Republicans are rich with over two dozen candidates. The Democrats have decided to skip the primaries together and go to a coronation-kind of thing." --Stewart
"[Bernie Sanders] has a consistent set of principles on which he has stood his entire life. [Therefore, Hillary] is going to crush him." --Stewart
"Apparently the Clintons misplaced tens of millions of dollars in foreign donations. You know, I can see how you could make a mistake there, just slip a digit...the "1" in ten million to zero." --Stewart
"Chelsea Clinton gets up to $75,000 dollars per event to speak on topics like diarrhea...which apparently, she has claimed she is passionate about." --random major cable news commentator "Is it your assertion that the general public is not INTERESTED in Chelsea Clinton's $75,000 speech about diarrhea, sir?" --Stewart (this skit goes on for almost a full minute after this, and is pure gold, I won't spoil it)
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/sx65z ... y-donating
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