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  • Cheesy joke thread

  • Somehow, we still tolerate each other. Eventually this will be the only forum left.
Somehow, we still tolerate each other. Eventually this will be the only forum left.
 #167009  by ManaMan
 
What do you call a nosey pepper?
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Jalapeno Business
 #167010  by ManaMan
 
What was the name or the guy with the rubber toe?
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Roberto
 #167027  by Oracle
 
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
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half a cat
 #167029  by Zeus
 
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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Didn't have the guts too
 #167030  by Zeus
 
kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.
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None of your business with a Spanish accent
 #167031  by Eric
 
Zeus wrote:
kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.
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None of your business with a Spanish accent
That's racist.

Manaman you're racist.
 #167032  by Shrinweck
 
Manaman's joke is clearly a very deep joke about one percenters turning their noses up at the jalapeno pepper business. It's clearly Zeus and his interpretation of the joke that is monstrously racist.

Fucking Canadians.
 #167033  by ManaMan
 
Eric wrote:
Zeus wrote:
kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.
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None of your business with a Spanish accent
That's racist.

Manaman you're racist.
Haha, you're all wrong!

Obviously the joke was not only cheesy but also incomprehensible.

Let's go ahead and kill that joke. Let's just take the funny right out of it:

Jalapeño is a type of pepper. It's pronounced "ha-la-pain-yo". When combined with "Business" and you say it out loud it sounds like "ha-la-pain-yo-business" which sounds like "all-up-in-yo-business". A "nosey" pepper. There the joke it now dead. I hope you're happy. XD
 #167034  by ManaMan
 
At a party: "Hey who are those two guys standing by the window"
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"Oh them? That's just Kurt and Rod."
 #167035  by ManaMan
 
What do you call a guy rolling around in the leaves?
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Russell
 #167036  by ManaMan
 
Oracle wrote:What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
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half a cat
Oh man... best one yet.
 #167039  by Julius Seeker
 
I'll go on the Halloween movie theme.

In Evil Dead 2, when Ash's hand was possessed by the demon. The signs of infection involved not only losing control of his hand, but it also cracked and burn. When his hand went for a weapon, what thought was going through his head?
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Ouch! My hand is killing me!