"37 times?!?!"
But seriously, a better analogy would be keeping the meal in the freezer for a while in an unmarked box, and then eventually unthawing it, only to realize that the meal isn't what you wanted and it's not very good.
Face it: Sex is a part of relationships. Stupid absolutionist Christians need to stop acting so dumb about that.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.