J-lo got hitched.

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Apparently to her choreographer from her new single. No link, saw it on the news.</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Won't last.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>She's a slut. Bonnnnng!</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Lucky bastard.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Man....her ass is too nice! Wooo doggy! Yep....doggy. Oh yeah...!</div>

[Gone to Shakers]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>He still gets to sleep with her</div>

[Lee]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>And The Onion claims we don't care about stupid bullshit anymore. For shame.</div>

[Stephen]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Thank goodness! I know I can't start my day without wondering who Her Assness is fucking. This'll help me sleep at night.</div>

[Sephy]

<div style='font: 12pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>This will keep you from wondering? :)</div>